Helvetica - The C Programming Language. It's old, completely overused, and yet also the best solution to many problems.
Times - C++. This is also grossly overused, and is the second best choice for any large tasks.
Courier - Fortran. This font is old and reliable and we're going to be stuck with it for a long time.
Chicago - Lisp. It's quirky, old, and used in many surprising places.
Computer Modern - Fortress. A mathematical and beautiful font, but pedantic.
Garamond - Java. This font sure seems a lot like Times. Not used quite as much, and has some new flaws and quirks of its own.
Palatino - C#. This font is like Garamond, but some things like that uppercase-P just aren't connected. This makes it attractive for some users, and appalling to others.
New Century Schoolbook - Smalltalk. Initially, this font looks like it's for kids, but it's both serious and playful.
Comic Sans - Python. You wouldn't think that this font was serious, but it's used in a surprisingly large number of contexts. And it's a safer choice than it would appear at first.
Zapf Dingbats - Perl. This font is useful for patching things together. If you need that special symbol to make your sub-sub-bulleted list, this is your ad hoc solution.
24 February 2011
If fonts were programming languages, this is what they'd be...
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